So, I posted often during my pregnancy on Facebook. I tried to keep track of them but *sigh* math makes my head hurt! :-) Enjoy the journey through my pregnancy via my status updates.
Slightly Inappropriate Pregnancy Post #23: A kick so hard my belly shook. Not like a bowl full of jelly. Kind of like a garbage bag full of cellulite. June 6 at 10:08pm
Jason: Whoa! Was that you?
Me: Uhm, no. *giggling* That was her.
Jason: That was amazing!
Me: Yes. Amazing. :-) June 16 at 10:10am
Now quit asking. :-D July 25 at 9:20am
Pregnancy Post #59: There are little pink clothes in the dresser, diapers lined up on the changing table, blankets folded, and tiny little shoes lined up. J My feet are swollen and look like a can of exploded biscuits, my boobs are awesome and Sophie is rockin her bedtime dance by doing what feels like the boot scootin’ boogie on my cervix. The boys are resting, the cats are playing and summer is slipping away. Just thought the world might need an update. August 14 at 10:44 pm
♪♫♪All my bags are packed, I’m ready to go.
I’m standin’ here outside the door
I hate to be awake and so I sigh *sigh*
But the dawn is breakin’ its early morn
My feet are fat, maternity pants are worn
Already I’m so tired I could diiiiiiiiie! ♪♫♪
♪♫♪ So kiss me and smile for me,
Tell me how darn cute she’ll be,
Hold me cause my balance will sometimes go…♪♫♪
August 19 at 6:54am
♪♫♪Are you in there little fetus?
In two weeks will you come greet us?
I will buy you some Adidas...♪♫♪♪♫
August 23 at 3:25am
Pregnancy Post #71: It’s LABOR Day. My fingers are crossed, my mind is ready, my uterus is full. Ya’ll know how I love a theme. Today would be a great day to have a baby! Now…if I can just convince HER of that! LOL September 5 at 6:45am
Guy: Wait. Do we do that here? September 9 at 5:59am